*Elena;~ ♥*

Do you ever wonder when you start to fall asleep at night, if you’ll wake up in the morning?
Do you ever wonder when someone will finally notice you?
Do you ever wonder when it’ll be your mothers last day?
Do you ever wonder when it’ll be your last day with your only friend?
Do you ever wonder when you’ll finally get the courage to do something with your life?
Do you ever wonder what you want to do with your life, but you still have no f/cking clue?
Do you ever look to the future, and wonder which family members will survive to make it to your wedding, if you even have one?
Do you ever wonder how much time you have left on this earth?
Do you ever go to bed and worry that you’re missing precious moments of the day and you actually begin to get so paranoid, you don’t even sleep?
Do you ever picture a perfect life, and then forget about it because you know that no matter what, it’ll never happen?
Do you ever wonder when someone will finally see how much you’re actually hurting, but you’ve become so good at hiding it, after all this time, no one even realizes anymore?
Do you ever wonder when your last day will be?
Do you ever wonder “what if today was my last day? Would I regret not doing something?”
Do you ever feel like you’re slowly wasting away?
Do you ever just hold back from what you’re about to say, because you know others have it worse, and you don’t want to come off as greedy?
Do you ever feel so alone where you begin to wonder if you’ll ever find someone?
Do you ever wonder why people even talk to you? That they just feel sorry for you?
Do you ever wonder what it’s like, to just walk into a room full of people and feel like no one would notice your absence?
Do you ever ask yourself why you even try anymore?
Do you ever just sit in your chair and just feel thankful for everything you have?
Do you ever just feel like a burden to everyone and wonder why you even stated this long?
Do you ever wonder who even cares about the words that come out of your mouth?
Have you ever just sat on your couch and said “I’m still here because of you,”?
Have you ever felt the reason you are still alive is because of that one person?
I know I have.
But just because the person I am still alive for is dead, doesn’t make my case any different.
I may not have all odds in my favor, but just knowing that I make him proud with everything I do, makes me want to live.
Because he never got the chance.
And I do.
So I’m living for him.
He saved my life, without even being here.
He’s my inspiration.
My savor.
My trick-or-treating buddy.
My dad.
I’ll make you proud, with everything I’ve got.
Thank you.
 

Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.

Hey baby. You got a jersey? [A jersey?...Why?] Because I need your name and number.

Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?

(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?

This time next year let’s be laughing together.

Is your last name Whitman, because I want to sample you.

Let me tie your shoes, cause I dont want you falling for anyone else.

On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need.

Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going... I just need eye contact from you.

Hey baby, I must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaam!

I hope your day has been as beautiful as you are.

Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend.

Is your father Little Caesar? Cause you look Hot 'n Ready.

I could use some spare change and you're a dime.

I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?

Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.

Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.

Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!

I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

I sneezed because God blessed me with you.

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!

So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?

I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!

Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
 

If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.

Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!

Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.

Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!

I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.

If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.

Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I'm asking for is one from you.

Life without you would be like a broken pencil... pointless.

I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing? Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask you how you looked!

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

How was heaven when you left it?

Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

Hey... somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

I didn't know that angels could fly so low!

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!

Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.

Is your name "swiffer"? 'Cause you just swept me off my feet.

Excuse me, but you dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!

If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.

You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?

Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.

You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

(As she is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? (What?) Me!

Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!

Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.

I'm Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.

If I were a transplant surgeon, I'd give you my heart.

Are you Willy Wonka's daughter, 'cuz you look sweet and delicious.

If you were a transformer, you'd be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.

Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams.

Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.

I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.

My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.

Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?

You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.

Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.

[Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.

Are your parents bakers? Cause they sure made you a cutie pie!
 

Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.


Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.


If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?


If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.


Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.


I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.


Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.


You're kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.


Put down that cupake... you're sweet enough already.


You wanna know what's beautiful? Read the first word again.


My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.


Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.


Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?


I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.


I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.


When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.


I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?


Baby I might not be Sriracha sauce but, I sure will spice up your life.


Are you Jewish? Cause you ISRAELI HOT.


You may be asked to leave soon, you're making all the other women look bad.


Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?


Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?


Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?

Saying you don't need feminism because you don't feel oppressed is like saying that you don't need a fire extingusher because your house isn't on fire.

But it's also like saying you don't need a fire extinguisher because your house has been on fire all your life and you've been dealing with the smoke and the flames all this time and you think that it's totally normal because you don't know anything else and there's a group of arsonists telling you that this is the way it's supposed to be and that fire extinguishers are the problem.